Men Are Whore Hags & Women Are Just Whores

Now It Has Become Very Personal And A Real Drag To Boot.

Call me old fashioned but why would you do unto others something you wouldn't like done to you. I ask you because something was done to me a couple of weeks ago and for the life of me i can't understand why they did it although i think it could be someone of a +971 or other Middle East nature because they can't understand that no means no - just a thought but i do believe it to be so.

Got a message sent to me via WhattsApp and it said thus. You can no longer use this number as we have barred you from doing so as there has been a complaint about what has been said. What has been said by me i would and do find hilarious as i haven't said anything to anyone and if i don't like the cut of someones jib i just block them or mute them or anything of that ilk report not even if i knew how you did that just those things usually delete the conversation - would i report someone, to be honest with you no even if i knew how to do so and i don't have a Scooby Do, do you?

Nobody believed me so i showed them my phone but what WhattsApp fail to imagine is that i don't have another phone or another sim and i just do another account well of course i had the phone not a Sim but i do now and therefore all those that had my number and there were a considerable amount that do i will have to move over to the dark side of my Samsung - truthfully no idea who did it to me absolutely not a clue or why come to that because I'm no sinner nor saint but not written anything offensive either so as they say you do the maths because i surely have no idea what has gone on but now it is personal and as they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Think everyone knows that comes from the Godfather just one of those films that i think everyone has in their top 10 favourites. Answers on a postcard if you know who did this dastardly thing to me, its just now i have to use two phones and i think that looks really naff but there you go, needs must and all that.

Toddles WhattsApp i have your number but you on the other hand don't have mine.

Liz -  Life in this instance is like a box of chocolates - empty.

Lots Of WhattsApp Messages All Asking Am I In Dubai

The Computer Says No But The Ad Says Yes 

I can only imagine there are no more mature women out there or that they aren't admitting they are because i am here in lovely sunny London and the weather is boiling, i wish! No if they read this they will see i am not out there but i did an ad and i did it as a free ad so it costs me nothing and it remains on their unless i put it to hold and then it doesn't show but i haven't bothered to remove it so there you go not there but as far as the weather goes i wish it was here instead its a bit naff to say the least.

Every single day i wake up to see loads of messages all asking if they can make an appointment and am i in Dubai or where in the Middle East. But of course I'm not there so its rather immaterial and also a guy asked me a weird question i can't remember what it said verbatim but it was in the realms of do you do anything a little kinky - kinky being some sort of domination or what i think it was that so i said to him you look like a normal sort of guy why would you be interested in that. Then he replied at my polite remark that there is nothing wrong with it i should read 50 shades of grey. So i said if you read it he was the one that liked to dominate not the girl and its a shite book and if he wants to read a good book of that ilk he should read a book called the story of O - i didn't get a reply to that. You may find that there are so many men who want to be your slave or some other load of crap the most ever i came across that want domination but they came to the wrong woman that isn't my bag of tricks at all. 

Not there and not removing the ad or putting it to rest for another reason but i am the one that knows what that reason is and i don't mind saying sorry not there its interesting to see how many people ask if and when i am going and to keep their number and let them know when i am going which is nice and a bit sad all at the same time.

Liz - Not busted just not in the UAE could go in May for what will be my swan song.

Not Blogged Again For A While Sorry.

Now This Is What You Call A Great Picture, Well I Do!

Well yes i haven't blogged for a wee while but not really that sorry because I have been really busy doing things in the house, like a new kitchen which i changed my mind about because finding someone to do the actual removal of the old and replacing the new is obviously rocket science, well i think we all know it isn't but finding a builder is just that hard and frankly i lost the will to live so i cancelled the kitchen and my reason for cancelling was that unforeseen circumstances which i wasn't capable of changing so i needed to cancel the order. I met the criteria which was i could only cancel the order within 14 days and i made it before then. You would think that people would want to earn money, especially after Christmas because most people have maxed out their cards and if you are a builder of any repute then you would be glad of the money but it seems that i am wrong. Personally just trying to find this one person or company to do the job when you advertise is also bonkers because i wrote only interested in builders living in London and fairly local to me. I did however get people calling me and living in Essex and various other places which were not in London  or close by and i seriously got so cross i cancelled a really lovely kitchen.

There have been other things i have been busy with and i am back working out in the garden again and just loving doing my planting of new plants this time i have gone vegetable mad as i said i would and done some potatoes and red onions which has been great didn't know how to do them but my friend Suzanne told me how so happy days lets hope i can produce some nice spuds and red onions, there were so many in the pack i have had to find someone who wants those going begging and of course i found someone. So when i am hopefully better tomorrow and not full of cold then i will be posting red onions off to him and i look forward to seeing both of ours growing. Not going to do cucumbers this year but i may do tomatoes again. Its all good stuff and just loving it so for me this blogging is secondary as my passion for gardening does come first.

Of course i am still Tweeting away like a gooden and can be found as @BritLizHilton or Luxury Lizzy so you can go on and see what i am writing about which is of course football but god knows what is going on at Chelsea but the song of he's getting sacked in the morning comes to mind and how much longer Antonio Conte can stay as our coach is anyone's guess.

Liz - You name it i tweet it but had lots of banter about the NFL Superbowl 52, its great fun.

Baby It's Cold Outside And Inside

It's So Cold But We Brits Are Made Of Sterner Stuff Than Most

England is just under 1 Degree Fahrenheit in old money i think thats about 35 Degrees Centigrade but don't quote me on that, in Scotland its minus 13 - That's horribly cold but then again it has to be said it is nearly January and so we got off quite lightly until now.

Not sure where lots of you live that read my blog but we have had snow and rain and that is lethal for having nasty dancing on ice so i heard from a friend of mine that does live further up the country than myself. Can't remember quite how she described what she said about her husband and what he was doing think she said it was break dancing which sounds cruel to say but if you can picture it, its funny and fine for me to say because she was laughing and now his ankle is still swollen so i said he needs to put ice on it, which again is funny if you think about it.

Cool Britannia no its bloody freezing here and frankly it just makes me think i wish i was going to be going away a whole lot sooner in 2018, but back to life and back to reality and the reality is that i am thinking of buying a heated blanket but by the time i find what i want the weather more than likely will change for the better. Be looking on the internet for a king size heated blanket, i do love internet shopping so much to look at and buy.

Liz -  Lots of love and best wishes for the new year lets hope its a good one.

Sleep Perchance To Dream

Sleep Perchance To Dream Would Sum My Sleep Pattern Up.

It is quite a long quote from Hamlet and it is very confusing how he dreams how his father has been killed and now his mother has married his uncle, indeed it is very confusing - Not really digressing but in his case he feels that if he should go off to sleep then he would die, i some nights would die to get some sleep.

I have noisy selfish neighbours that think its fine to come in at midnight with friends and put music on and talk really loudly, well that's not fine especially when getting off to sleep for me is really hard but to have the point where you reach the moment you are going to bed and know you can sleep to find the noise upstairs is worse than annoying - but they don't get one mans ceiling is another mans floor because they are selfish shits.

I thought that i was in the minority that finds it hard to sleep but the more people i speak to the more i hear how they have trouble sleeping too. Be nice to go to bed and just go straight off to sleep and trust me i have tried so many different ways but nothing works and the more you want to sleep the more awake i stay.

Liz - Never going to get to sleep with the noise upstairs tonight but revenge come with that cold dish!

Who Knew Not Me, Refs Support Teams?

Not Very Smart But Especially What Has Come Out From Mark Clattenburg 

Think this shows how disgusting and definitely could show bias 

REFEREE	TEAM THEY SUPPORT
Martin Atkinson	Leeds
Stuart Attwell	Luton
Mark Clattenburg	Newcastle
Mike Dean	Tranmere
Simon Hooper	Swindon
Mike Jones	Chester
Robert Madley	Huddersfield
Andre Marriner	Aston Villa
Lee Mason	Bolton
Jon Moss	Sunderland
Michael Oliver	Newcastle
Craig Pawson	Sheffield United
Graham Scott	Swindon
Keith Stroud	Luton
Neil Swarbrick	Preston
Anthony Taylor	Altrincham
Paul Tierne	Wigan

Were Things Better In Days Gone By, I Think So.

Love This Picture Its Of Emilie Autumn 

I once wrote a post and it was called why not join the OFC which stand for The Old Farts Club which i am most definitely a member of. I know that there have been some wonderful inventions that we all have and use today, one being the smart phone and a laptop but these things have done dreadful things to most peoples eye sight. The games that children play on such as Play Station and X-Box i am sure they are great fun but are dreadfully expensive if you buy the new one out which once bought you have to buy the games that are meant for the new version, you can't use your old games on it which of course is business but a bit of a swizz.

What with it coming up to that time of the year known as Christmas we all know that people usually with children tend to max out their cards and I know it is just once a year but it really isn't clever to get yourself in this position of spend, spend, spend but we all have done at one time or another, which is fine if you have the money to do so but to get yourself into dept i don't agree with.

So many things i remember that were better than they are today and nobody had expectations like they do now. But i hope that one day people don't go mad buying things that they don't really need they just want and the old way of having to keep up with the Jones' is just that a thing of the past.

Want to wish you all a lovely Christmas and a very Happy New Year and that all that you wish for comes true. All that you can or should wish for is that you are all happy and healthy because without good health you have nothing and good health is something money just can't buy although if you do have money it can make things easier for you if you need not to use the NHS but private health care unfortunately most of us have to rely on the NHS and that is a whole other post.

Liz - Things ain't what they use to be but you have to move with the times, or do you?