This Is A Cracker - Hard To Believe Really!!!

This Is A True Story, But Amazed She Is So Thick.

Well I Didn’t Laugh That Much Because She Ain’t That Bright The Plank

I couldn’t swear to the fact that she didn’t write thank fuck its the weekend but then again got no idea why you would use that language anyway, also what difference does it make to anyone other than she is working at the weekend. Quite, you do the maths so instead of that why don’t you just write to say who you are friends with and wish them well – well I guess she would if she had any friends on Twitter but then it isn’t about anyone else its all about her so she couldn’t give a hoot. She actually told me that if it has nothing to do with her then she isn’t interested, wow I wish I could live my life that way, think we all would, way less stress not caring about what is going on with the world, well the reason you care is because you have never seen police that are armed before. Strange really for a woman who has travelled world wide never to have seen this.

I know you are a bit slow but here for you and just for you is the reason that there are armed police all over the airports. BECAUSE ALL PORTS ARE ON TERRORIST ALERT. You think she read the paper or heard the news of what has happened in Belgium and France three months ago, guessing not because it has nothing to do with her. Well watch my lips when you finally got to the actual airport to go to the boot camp every airport is swarming with police due to the alert. It isn’t laugh I nearly bought a round at all nobody is laughing and every man and his dog knows the situation.

For someone that proclaims that they read a lot I can only imagine that she is reading Enid Blyton books possibly Noddy goes to Toy Town or as a mate said to me it’s more likely that she does have all these books but they are colouring books. Stole your line there Hun but it is bloody funny.

If ignorance was bliss she would be in seventh heaven I never took her for being that thick and a no mark sort of person but sometimes the things you say Paris are priceless. Stupid but priceless and there is no accounting for those that are stupid.

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